Oh my here we go my balls are just about to drop as I I I, ME, ME, ME and myself celebrate in all of tonight's wonderful festivities. Ushering in a new year is pure hell and frankly I am getting younger. Talking about ME, my travels, my sheer brilliance, character, and wit will have you leaping out of your seat to see what I have to say and just what I am up to next.
You know living my life can only be told by me, for me, about me. Jet setting all over the world as famous, beloved, and adored is sometimes shall we say "Lost in the Translation". How can my perfection be discussed let alone attempt to be put in prose here. Nonetheless I love a challenge and as long as the topic is about me in some form or fashion and the words I, ME, and MY are used more than the words you, they, or them then honey you can bet this journey we are about to partake in will surely uncover more interesting facts, tidbits, stories of triumph and tragedy all starring ME.
Are you filled with anticipation? I am just thinking about this NEW Blog being about ME. Together we are sure to uncover far more interesting things about ME. My life's work is to be "Centered" in alignment with the universe and most importantly the Center of Attention. Having life handed to me on silver platters from Kings and Queens to Presidents and Prime Ribs. It is not easy being me and it has been a bitch getting here to this very moment in my life, I apologize hold on this will just take a few seconds okay hold on BRB....10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 ONE!
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